The Tinderazo of the creampies Siwon fights back (Vol. II)

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

We decided to eat the jar and ask ourselves a question of vital philosophical importance, the kind that marks a before and after in the history of humanity, the kind that ends with the little sign “To Be Continued”…

If our products were Tinder profiles? How would they be? Where would they take you to flirt on the first date? What little tricks would be kept in the boat to encourage you to swipe right more eagerly than the volume button on the TV when Temptation Island starts?

Let the candidates for your new supermatch come in:

THE TINDER OF SIWON CREAMS (Vol. ii)

Banzeye: THE ONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU AND UNDESIGNS YOU

In his photo: There are looks that make you fall in love... and looks that make you pregnant. And this one almost left you 8 months old. It's not that he only posts photos of his eyes, it's that his profile is the wet dream of an eye doctor in training.

In his bio: Don't expect to find much. He is one of those who think that when looks speak, words are unnecessary. Dates at night, in the dark, where #nobodyever? Yes, man, and miss these heartthrob eyes from La Flor de Mi Secreto? Better a short walk with a view of the sunset, so that when you least expect it he will pierce you (with his gaze) and whisper softly in your ear... “when the light hits me from this side I also have them a little green, do you see?” .

Swipe Right if you're tempted to start the mischief making little eyes and wake up the next morning with dark circles down to the ground, as long as it's for a good cause.

Swipe Left if you think that that look of not having slept 8 hours straight in the last 8 years is already part of your sex appeal.

The soundtrack: Papa Levante - Me Pongo Colorada

HERO’S RECHARGING MASK: THE SUPEREST OF YOUR SUPERMATCH

In your photo: It looks like a convection of Marvel and DC. Iron Man t-shirts on the outside, Captain America gayumbos on the inside. He does not wear masks or capes, but wherever the world passes he wonders: Is he a bird? It is a plane? Is it Superman? Or is he a very simple man who wants to make you fall in love?

In his bio: He says he wants to take you to the dark side, but then he is a being of light who defends self-care, lightsaber in hand. A textbook super geek. He may not know how to fix the Wi-Fi, but he has the keys to help you reset . The best company for hangover Sundays , it doesn't bring you breakfast in bed but it knows how to leave you looking like you've recharged your batteries... even if you haven't slept a wink.

Swipe Right if you also fantasize that 20 minutes of superpowers will leave you feeling happier than 2 hours at the spa.

Swipe Left if your only personality is to go through life with the same face as Bruce Wayne: off, out of coverage or without vital battery.

The soundtrack: David Bustamante - I'm not a Superman

COFFEE CRUSH: YOUR FAVORITE MORNING SHOT

In your photo: Your favorite filter? The one with the coffee. One hand for the selfie, the other always free for Starbucks frappuccinos. We neither confirm nor deny that it is to dip the churro.

In his bio: Sweet but intense… like your favorite coffee. A morning glory. A morning productivity guru (and we won't tell you how he earned the title). On the first date he takes you to brunch, and not because he's there to eat it. There is no need to scratch to see if it hides many layers, red flags or black spots. What you see is what you get: pure essence. Of course, be careful that if you try it, it will hook you... in every sense.

Swipe Right if you fancy the kind of shake that leaves you feeling fresh and wakes you up more than your iPhone alarm on Monday mornings.

Swipe Leftif you are in such a decaffeinated mood that we would be left with soup writing this… zzz

The soundtrack: Miguel Bosé - Morena Mia

Handsomefyer: THE ALL IN ONE TO WHICH I PRAY

In his photo: #SinFiltros, even though it may seem like a lie. Neither posed nor decorated, it monopolizes the paparazzi-level flashes of Hola. I was an atheist, but now I believe and I wonder if Father God got out of hand the day he distributed the pibón gene.

His bio: At first it seems like a normal thing, nothing you've never seen before, but when you taste it in your flesh for the first time... It has it all: good principles, it's there for you in the best and worst moments, the Peñita notice that miraculous halo of “you've got it fixed” that provokes you… Where do we put the altar?

Swipe Right if you also pray to heaven to wake up every morning blessed with that babe effect that is seen but not noticed.

Swipe Left if you are more of “Titi asked me…” than of everything in one.

The soundtrack: C. Tangana and Nathy Peluso - Ateo

Okay, maybe it wasn't such a transcendental question and we've gone too far with the hype. But if you feel like having a laugh while you find your next cosmetic match to level up your profile and continue wearing out the swipe button on your trusted hookup app...

Siwon's Tinder will always have a place in his heart for you. ❤️‍🔥

We do cool right,
Siwon

🚨 Attention to all units. This is an emergency call, beibi. Man with skincare overdose. We need reinforcements.🚨

📣 Siwon, speaking: we are forced to release an urgent statement.

We are experiencing an avalanche of creampies:

With asset names more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With lists of ingredients that leave you more cross-eyed than the magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more...

Pure cosmetic gluttony, hey.

And in the end you, full of junk and without really knowing why.

For this reason, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great taste and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will touch it and expand it from time to time.

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamina A 🥕 'A'… de AA: Anti-Aging

What is it?
Some eat carrots in pairs. We are more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in the form of a cosmetic active ingredient. It is the best known anti-aging: it reduces wrinkles, expression lines,…. Stimulates the renewal of your skin (Wolverine-style) by making the 'factory go into overdrive' to produce those things that are lost/slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, etc.

How does your face look?
Well, with a fresher appearance... cooler than James Dean in his younger years.

Where do I find it?
In our WOWYOUNG pro-aging night cream

👉Do you want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol

Vitamin B (3) 💃 'B3'... good, pretty and beautiful

What is it?
Also known as niacinamide, it is the “anti-system” vitamin by nature: anti-spots, anti-inflammatory, anti-pimples, anti-redness and, therefore, anti-haters. It is such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out that niacinamide is more tolerant than Roy Galán.)

How does your face look?
Well, to touch your palms with joy when you look in the mirror.

Where do I find it?
In our Handsomefyer tuner

👉Do you want to know more? Handsomefyer , the instant tuner

Vitamin B (5) 🙏 'B5' from… with hydration and lubricating I put it into you…

What is it?
If in this lottery that is life, you have had to deal with dry skin, tighter than Lomana every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle.

How does your face look?
Hydrated, hydrated. In addition, there is some study that attributes some anti-inflammatory and regenerating action to your skin's natural barrier as if it were Easter Sunday.

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' Color of the sand of the Camino Rocero

What is it?
The most searched ingredient for Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for providing luminosity to your face.

How does your face look?
Lola Flores said that “the shine in your eyes cannot be operated on”… but you won't find the luminosity that remains after using vitamin C in the morning, not even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.

Where do I find it?
It's also in our Handsomefyer all-in-1 tuner

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' de Dame cremita

What is it?
The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you and brings out your colors. The taste of the sun on the face.

How does your face look?
Well, actually, getting tan... is secondary. Vitamin D helps more with the general health of the skin, hair, muscles... even teeth and bones. When you lack vitamin D, your body knows it.

Where do I find it?
Sunbathing but without going overboard. 10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't act like that, otherwise you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan's movies.

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' from mirror mirror…

What is it?
Vitamin E or tocopherol - we know, it sounds like a prison nickname, but the benefits of its use are much more enjoyable than scary -, it is an absolute antioxidant. And, if that were not enough, it is capable of extending the useful life of other cosmetic active ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.

How does your face look?
Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution and from free radicals (which are not angry anti-system).

Where do I find it?
Well, for example in Dragon Shot , which in addition to leaving your face hydrated, you will notice that your shine disappears during the day.

👉Do you want to know more? Agüita, baby – moisturizing for your skin

Take a vitamin when you fall in love

If that La Fiesta song already said it: take vitamins...

For breakfast, for lunch, for a snack, for dinner... and even for snacks if necessary.

With good vibes, a pinch of nose and, 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.