We respond #SinFiltro to our clients' comments (Spoiler: #trolls are coming)
Opinions are like... 🍑: Everyone has a different one and thinks that only everyone else's sucks… 🤢
Today, having woken up in Goblin mode, We've come to answer #NoFilter to the TOP #5 (+1 for free) More random comments, more pictures, more circus that we've been throwing in each other's faces lately.
1. A content creator (that is, someone who does OnlyFans full-time) left us a review on the website: "It smells great, but it leaves much to be desired as a lubricant for anal sex."
We understand that reading in general, and instructions in particular, isn't exactly what puts food on your table. But for things you intend to shove up your ass, we'd suggest making an exception and at least looking at the little pictures of how to use it.
That the people then ends up in the emergency room with hamsters, vacuum bottles and even umbrellas opened by followers.
The Giggleberries are moisturizing and deodorant for BEFORE the delicious and OUTSIDE of any hole.
2. Seen on social media from a profile with no photos or friends🤔: “You’re acting cool and in the end you only sell makeup.”
Uhhh… you wouldn't happen to be a competitor – a makeup brand with a little bit of fuzz – thinking that our stuff is more popular than your genderless makeup…?
Asked.
Conspiracies aside; you should never say never, this priest is not my father or this penis doesn't fit me... but for now we're not doing makeup. We do (and we're VERY good at it) creams all-in-one like our Handsomefyer.
3. A very good friend of A➡️Z said: "I'm fascinated. It's a paste you can apply with a stick directly to your nose, chin, and any other areas you need. Let it dry and peel it off like a wax strip. You'll be amazed at what comes off. I think it's incredibly good."
We were amazed… by your unique way of using it. We have no proof, but we also have no doubt that you were more tipsy than a bunch of thieves at an open bar that day… but our scrub doesn't dry out your skin or cause any pulling.
To avoid any misunderstandings: Coffee Crush is a anti-blackhead exfoliant and grains It's applied by giving yourself a nice facial massage and removed with water... simply.
4.A user who likes them really big tells us: “Trying to sell something without indicating the size of the container is trying to deceive!!”
We believe the user is talking more about their history of disappointments in sexual encounters on Badoo than about our creams. We put the milliliters on the website. about the cream and how long it lasts… but we'll make a note to take a picture of the jar in one hand and the TV remote in the other next time; we understand that this is the kind of DM our client in question would like to receive.
5. A being of light, not long ago, told us: "As long as the shipment is through the postal service or there are no other shipping options, I neither repeat nor recommend it."
So what do I do, Super, kill myself?
Shipping FREE, in less than 48-72H…as if I were a demon!
In private and over a beer… we're not going to defend the postal service… but until we have the money to hire delivery drivers all over Spain… well, that's what we have to do.
6. Here's a comment from our resident physicist, chemist… and toxic expert: “Products with too many toxic ingredients or ingredients of dubious toxicity.”
We're not Bin Laden or Chernobyl.
We don't fancy ending up in Soto del Real or Alhaurín de la Torre (maybe stripes don't suit us).
For toxicity, call your ex or those apps designed by 3 students (literally) that have managed to make more noise than the entire body of health technicians in the EU.
In cosmetics, what causes harm are the words of haters. and misleading words. Not regulated ingredients, approved by LAW and that were being investigated before you had your first Tanzanian in your scrotum.
And as the last super tip of the day…
We don't take many things seriously, but we give it our all for the ones that bother us. Otherwise, we're more about positive karma points and an eternal Thursday mood.
P.S: If after raising your eyebrows and frowning at all those WTF comments you're afraid of the face you'll make... then get your hands on our WOW YOUNG, A retinol cream that minimizes wrinkles, expression lines and the signs of living with a grumpy face 24/7.
WOW YOUNG
ANTI-WRINKLE NIGHT CREAM-GEL WITH RETINOL.
It minimizes wrinkles, expression lines, and helps with blemishes.
We do cool right,
Siwon
