Insinuation thermometer: they throw things at you and you don't even bother

Does it ever happen to you that because you're trying to avoid subtle hints... you can't even get them with your mask on?

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There are many of us; the night confuses us and we don't realize if they are throwing flirtatious glances, chips, junk, or the entire Chinese bazaar in our faces…

Pfff, is he flirting with me or just being friendly?

The thing is, since we're not exactly known for catching on to things, we've dug into the archives (like any good Mediaset journalist) to compile the hints that could have ended in a night of passion... if we'd caught on in time.

The thermometer of hints

(from freezing cold… to hotter than a San Jacobo cheese)

1. They open a DM for you: Like old selfies, it tells you "what a great photo" when you're still using the same old Valencia filter... Not everything can be as obvious as the 🔥🍆🍑, But in this case...

Verdict: You've been the victim of a Turkish hacker. They're definitely trying to steal your account; it's best to block it just in case.

2. When they give you a visual scan from the basement to the roof:

He's staring at you. VERY intently.

Verdict: You have a pimple peeking out, A piece of toilet paper in your shoe or bits of lettuce stuck in your teeth. Go to the bathroom and check.

3. When they ask you questions to get to know you really well:

Verdict: He's definitely a gossip on the level of a reality TV star.

4. When their nonverbal language says it all: He speaks softly to get you to come closer, he doesn't leave your side seeking contact, he's all over you.

Verdict: herein time the throat tea scratch, so offer him a pictolín.

5. He'll whisper compliments in your ear: He asks if you've been going to the gym lately, tells you that what you're wearing looks great on you, whispers "mmm you smell so good"... And you reply: "thank you, I just took a shower."

Verdict: This is where trust starts to build, and things get heated.

6. He teases you… nonstop:

Trolling and teasing

Verdict: hot hot… eo… but be careful, it could still just be mental joking and early spring.

7. When they touch you… you like it:

Verdict: Like with the produce at the fruit stand… rubbing it helps you know if the mango is ripe. Things are really heating up here.

8. When he shows you the trailer for what could be your next chapter:

Verdict: It could also end in a happy ending, But you'll find it hard to keep the conversation going with a sentence that doesn't make people cringe, so prepare a few.

9. When you're invited to do something together... and all mixed up:

Verdict: You don't prove anything... but you don't doubt anything either. He wants salami. If you leave the situation without a good kiss... it won't be because your intentions weren't clear.

10. When they stop with the hints… and shift into 5th gear:

fighters of love

Verdict: If you don't get this one... you're doomed (even so, we know of some cases of people who 'step aside' without really knowing why)

Cheers to all the hints you never got! 🥂

Does everyone have their own way of flirting? Yes. Will you never catch a cold if you go around over-analyzing love like a CSI? Also yes. If we had a dictionary that said "indirect" = "direct," would flirting be infinitely more boring and less exciting? You should know..

Be bold, with nights of passionate lovemaking and equally frustrating moments, but don't deprive yourself of that enjoyable teenage mystery of... does he/she like me or is it all in my head?, while the temperatures rise, expectations increase, physical contact grows, and experience grows. 💃

P.S: And if you've made it to the end of this post without getting the hint…

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We do cool right,
Siwon

🚨 Attention all units. This is an emergency call, baby. Man with skincare overdose. We need backup.🚨

📣 Siwon speaking: We are forced to release an urgent statement.

We're experiencing an avalanche of creams:

With asset names that are more complicated to pronounce than IKEA furniture
With ingredient lists that make you cross-eyed like those magic eye books from when you were a kid (memory unlocked)
With 'it's natural', 'clinical results', more is more…

Pure cosmetic gluttony, listen.

And in the end, you're covered in potions and not really knowing what for.

Therefore, and to practice conscious cosmetic hedonism - few things, but with great pleasure and intention - we have prepared this guide with the richest and healthiest cosmetic vitamins for your face. We will be touching on it and expanding it from time to time.

VITAMINS FOR YOUR SKIN

Vitamin A 🥕 'A'... for AA: Anti-Aging

What is it?
Some people eat carrots by the pair. We're more into slathering ourselves in retinol, vitamin A in cosmetic form. It's the best-known anti-aging ingredient: it reduces wrinkles, fine lines, and more. It stimulates your skin's renewal (like Wolverine's), getting your skin's production going full steam ahead to produce the things that are lost or slowed down with age: collagen, proteins, and so on.

How does that make your face?
Well, with a more youthful appearance... more handsome than James Dean in his younger days.

Where can I find it?
In our pro-aging night cream WOYOUNG

👉Want to know more? Debunking myths... retinol

Vitamin B(3) 💃 'B3'... for good, beautiful and naughty

What is it?
Also known as niacinamide, it's the quintessential "anti-establishment" vitamin: anti-blemish, anti-inflammatory, anti-acne, anti-redness, and therefore, anti-hater. It's such a democratic ingredient that it works for almost all skin types. (Yes, it turns out niacinamide is more forgiving than Roy Galán.)

How does that make your face?
Well, to clap your hands with joy when you look in the mirror.

Where can I find it?
In our Handsomefyer tuner

👉Want to know more? Handsomefyer, the instant tuner

Vitamin B(5) 🙏 'B5' of… with hydration and lubrication I'll stick it in you…

What is it?
If in this lottery that is life, you've been dealt dry skin, then even more For the tight skin Lomana wears every winter, panthenol or vitamin B5 is your ally in this tough battle.

How does that make your face?
Stay hydrated, stay hydrated. There's also some research that attributes to it an anti-inflammatory and regenerative effect on your skin's natural barrier, like something out of Easter Sunday.

Vitamin C 🍊 'C' for Color of the sand of the Rocío Way

What is it?
The most sought-after ingredient since Britney in 2007. It has many functions, but above all it stands out for bringing luminosity to your face.

How does that make your face?
Lola Flores said that "the sparkle in your eyes can't be surgically enhanced"... but the luminosity you get after using vitamin C in the mornings is something you won't find even with the Kardashians' favorite surgeon.

Where can I find it?
It's also in our all-in-one tuner, Handsomefyer.

Vitamin D ☀️ 'D' for Give me cream

What is it?
The vitamin that comes from space. The one that warms you up and makes you blush. The one that gives you the feeling of sunshine on your face.

How does that make your face?
Well, actually, getting a tan is secondary. Vitamin D is more beneficial for the overall health of your skin, hair, muscles… even your teeth and bones. When you're deficient in vitamin D, your body knows it.

Where can I find it?
Sunbathing, but not overdoing it.10-15 minutes, 3 times a week (depending on your skin type) is more than enough. Don't be silly, or you'll age faster and worse than Christopher Nolan movies.

Vitamin E 🌊 'E' for mirror mirror…

What is it?
Vitamin E, or tocopherol—we know, it sounds like a prison name, but its benefits are far more pleasant than frightening—is a powerful antioxidant. And, as if that weren't enough, it can extend the shelf life of other cosmetic ingredients: the little blue pill of skincare.

How does that make your face?
Well, protected: from the weather, from pollution, and from free radicals (which aren't just angry anti-establishment types).

Where can I find it?
For example, in Dragon Shot, Besides leaving your face moisturized, you'll notice that shine disappears throughout the day.

👉Want to know more? Agüita, baby – moisturizer for your skin

Take vitamins when you fall in love

As that song by La Fiesta said: take vitamins…

For breakfast, for lunch, for an afternoon snack, for dinner... and even for a quick bite if the occasion arises.

With good vibes, a touch of cheekiness, and 🧪 The recipes, always with substance.