WAX ON, WAX OFF

WASHY, WASHY, WASHY… SCRUBBY, SCRUBBY, SCRUBBY…
THE CLEANERS… CLEACLEANSERS… CLEAN

SOAP IRRITATES MY FACE
THE 'HEAVY-DUTY' ONES
THE 'GENTLE' ONES
THE 'FIGHTERS'
THE 'MEH' ONES
ARE LAB-MADE CLEANSERS FULL OF HARMFUL INGREDIENTS?
WATER
THE DETERGENT
THINGS THAT DON’T CLEAN BUT GIVE YOU THAT 'NICE FEELING':
INGREDIENTS TO ‘BALANCE OUT’ THE IRRITATION
CAN I USE HAND SOAP OR SHOWER GEL ON MY FACE?
IS IT TRUE THAT THOSE SYNTHETIC THINGS YOU MENTIONED… COME FROM PETROLEUM AND KILL NEMO, AND THE NATURAL SOAP MY AUNT MAKES IN HER BATHTUB IS THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE?

IN CONCLUSION, WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR FACE...
Cleaners:
wax on, wax off little grasshopper

THIS IS HOW I WASHED, THIS IS HOW… THIS IS HOW I CLEANED, THIS IS HOW…
THE CLEANERS... CLEAN

SOAPS IRRITATE MY FACE
THE HEAVIES
THE SOFT ONES
THE 'THE ONE WHO SEEKS OUT'
THE 'NEITHER FU NOR FA'
LABORATORY CLEANERS ARE FULL OF HARMFUL INGREDIENTS
WATER
THE DETERGENT
THINGS THAT DON'T CLEAN BUT GIVE 'SENSATION AND TASTE'
MOVES TO 'COMPENSATE' THE PART THAT IRRITATES
IS HAND SOAP OR SHOWER GEL OK FOR MY FACE?
IS IT TRUE THAT THE SYNTHETICS YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT… COME FROM PETROLEUM AND KILL NEMO AND THE NATURAL SOAP THAT MY AUNT MAKES WITH HERBS IN THE BATH IS THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE?
