10 original gift ideas for very Siwon men

‘Original gifts for men’/ ‘what to give a man’/ ‘horny gifts’… have you tried all the combinations on Google and… nothing? Here is a list with 10 ideas to leave the crowd with their mouths open and their assholes tight with impression.

Do you even bother looking for the perfect gift? Are you one of those who ends up giving away Amazon cards or do you do the typical 'has the gift ticket in the bag' because you know you've given away a really crappy last minute gift?

Giving a gift and getting it right is complicated... almost impossible... so better give something funny and with an indirect message to make you laugh. We compiled 10 truly original ideas, subliminal hints to keep you in the mood.

Look like! we don't take commission For none of this... we like to give... and receive... happiness. 😁

1. Poster by teloputodijeshop

Because phrases like 'I'm going to make it slower for you, the Gran Vía metro' won't be in El Prado... but they deserve a place on your bedside table or in your toilet. Who wants positive culture and a therapist when you can spend money on a painting that sits forever in your hallway? Well that.

RRP: 9.99 bucks

2. Handsomefyer – Instant Face Tuner

Eh... obviously we were going to make you a product-placement of something of ours, it was clear, right? The handsomefyer is the perfect gift for this Christmas. Put it on the colleague whose age is already marking the pace or the one who used to go out partying and nothing happened to him but who now has a tremendous panda bear effect after 2 glasses of ná on a Thursday. They will look at you with hateful faces... but his little face will thank you.

RRP: 29.95 bucks

3. Taza Only Masc

For that little friend who you know is glued to her cell phone all day and harassing her numerous Crushes or to troll your aunt Esperanza with a red flag who is subscribed to La Cartuja porcelain. In any case, these little cups will delight your office colleagues and will cause a sensation on Zoom.

RRP: 14.90 bucks

4. Masturbating eggs

So you can say 'this little egg wants salt' or dedicate it to the lazy friend who has had the entire bottom area resting on the couch this year. You have a 3D model that looks like something out of a cauliflower's anus here and a cheaper travel one to keep in the fridge here .

And how much? Between 10 and 40 bucks.

5. Go plant a pine tree

Well that... in addition to taking things by the bucketful, discreetly reduces the carbon footprint with this sustainable initiative.

Gardening, eco-friendly and social distancing. It has all the buzzwords all in one

RRP: 22 bucks

6. Giggleberries

Did you think that just one of our products would save you? No, tete, no. An infallible this Christmas is our 'giggleberries gel', creamy for down there 🍆 loaded with good vibes.

Good roll and also mandanguita that hydrates if you shave, refreshes and calms for the post-shave and deodorant for the pre-perreo. Quite a declaration of intentions if you send it to your crush or a call for help if you give it to that colleague who has the purple eggs of not even getting COVID this year.

RRP: 15.95 bucks

7. Customizable inflatable doll

The best thing is to put on the face of whoever you want and make it hard with rage and mischief. But... if the price puts you off, here you have a more economical option with the face of Yaya Maricarmen, which for tastes, colors. Have you imagined having it with your school teacher or the crazy cat neighbor who sneaks up on the landing while you take out the trash? This is your chance to get revenge and upload it to onlyfans

This website deserves special mention where they tell us about the benefits of buying an inflatable doll instead of renting it like Uber. Quite a lesson in hygiene, yes sir.

RRP: The granny, 22 bucks

8. Sperm-shaped candies

For your cousin, the one who makes tik toks where she shows too much stupidity and makes little faces, learn what's coming to her in a few years; for that friend who you know always skips their diet in public bathrooms or for your partner (even if it's just one night) to take the next step in your relationship while staring into your eyes.

RRP: 5.70 bucks

9. Random plan generator

This is porculery level cubed. Give it to the typical colleague of 'hey man, are we doing something?' and he 'I don't know, whatever you want'... mister wonderful optimism that will delight the darkest of hearts on afternoons of covid confinement.

RRP: 9.95 bucks

10. Corkscrew with a hunky man

Because touching that plastic figure is the closest you've come this year to showing off a palmetto or touching such a hard tit.

In addition, it helps you uncork the bottle of Albariño from Mercadona to give one of your new mindfulness routines achieved this year: ending up as an alcoholic like Las Grecas and without regrets.

RRP: 12.99 bucks

And if what you secretly want is for someone to give it to you, send this list to your gang or ask our Santa on IG. What would you like them to bring you, rascal? 😏🎁