Gifts for you, sugardaddy!
Daddy cool, daddy cool… 🎵🎵
The concept of daddy has evolved… quite a bit. Gone are the mustaches – oh wait, they're back in style… – well, gone are the pants worn under the armpits (🤔mmm wait, I think they're coming back this spring too) …, well, gone are the days of cars blasting Camela and pine-scented air fresheners (wow… that's back in fashion now with C. Tangana too…🙈). I give up.
The thing is, daddies are different now. We show our ankles in winter, we keep our hair looking great even if it's... Made in Türkiye And our cars smell like Calvin Klein and debt.
At your age, your father could do his taxes in 20 minutes and support a family. For you, your biggest drama is accidentally posting an unfiltered photo. Today's "maturity" involves designer tracksuits, a neatly trimmed beard, and a chest sculpted from marble. 😜
And at this time of year when Father's Day is approaching, We want to give you some gift ideas… that you'd never give your dad. Because YOU already are, and feel like, a total hottie, defying logic and Darwinism: classic, sporty, or hipster… we have ideas for everyone, hey, treating yourself is also a treat fit for this level.
Because time marches on for everyone, #darling, but What you have is a… SPECTACULAR age.
Naughty gifts for millennial DILFs
For the hipster...
Before they are permanently removed from the market, the Polaroid It's still cool, especially if you're a hipster dad. You know, for taking and printing photos instantly. For an online version, you have apps like Available, that 'reveals' the photos you take during the day throughout the night so you can relive the moment.
Another best-seller for hipster dads is the home brewing kit that doesn't make a mess in the bathtub. Locally produced and with tons of recipes on YouTube, those who try it never go back to buying a liter of beer at the supermarket.
Iron-daddy
Treat yourself to one fitness bracelet or watch It's great for keeping you motivated to get back into exercise after the cold weather and making funny drawings in your app while you run. Fitbit has always been cool in the market, but Xiaomi's devices are slowly winning us over. They don't measure your dignity, but they do measure millions of other things like blood oxygen levels, all for a more than decent price.
For urban naturists
If you have someone to share it with, even if the other person doesn't know it yet, there are amazing plans under the stars that won't break the bank. bubble hotel for sleeping while watching the sky Or rent a campervan for a weekend to feel wilder than Frank of the Jungle, but in the Pyrenees. Weekend getaway and open road.
For the sore daddy
If stress accumulates in your kidneys, calves, shoulders or back... skip the physiotherapist on this date and treat yourself to Thai massages.They're a little bit BDSM because of the initial discomfort... but they say there's a fine line between pain and pleasure... and the truth is that after a Thai woman walks down your back as if she were on a pilgrimage to El Rocío, the knots come out and you end up like someone who was beaten with a jasmine flower.
🚨Product placement alert, If your budget doesn't allow for Thai food, ours Heroes recharging mask, They are hydrogel face masks p.m. that, in twenty minutes, give your face the effect of a two-hour spa. 😜
For everyone (except the squeamish)
Have you ever wondered what your DNA reveals? Whether carrots or turnips make you gain more weight, whether you have a predisposition to certain diseases, or even the effect of coffee on your body. If you want a quick read of your body's history, we recommend taking a DNA test, which now ranges from 70 to 200 euros (depending on how much you ask for the results).
…And a change of look, or an online course for that hobby you always had but never dared to start, or a real leather jacket or one from Bershka… honey, you're so great and this is your moment. Enjoy it and let it show inside and out. If Becky G sings it… there must be a reason. I like older people. 🎵
We do cool, right!
Siwon
