Why is it important to take care of your intimate area? Sweat and odor are uncomfortable, but beyond that, if we let them run rampant in your basement, we can end up with chafing, constant itching, irritated skin, sideways steps to detach the testicles (wink), and even infections! Besides, this isn't the National Geographic channel, nor is your crotch a field of crops; keeping your jewelry clean, tidy, and polished will take you to new levels of comfort, well-being, and pleasure you never imagined.